(Received: 06/20/2013, Posted: 06/20/2013)
SPECIAL ALERT - BE PREPARED TO FACE DOWN BLOOMBERG
As many of you know, gun-grabbing New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has kicked off a 100-day bus tour around the United States for the purpose of bullying state legislators into taking your guns away from you. Illinois is on the list of states included in the bus tour, but Bloomberg is too chicken to announce where in Illinois he will be or when. We have people tracking the bus tour's progress and will notify you when Bloomberg gets to Illinois, which may be within the next week.
In the mean time, please be prepared to respond at a moment's notice and proceed to the location where Bloomberg will be spewing his hateful venom against law-abiding gun owners. We will need you to wear iGold t-shirts and hats. Also, we will need you to bring along something that makes noise like a whistle, cowbell, horn, or anything else that will drown out the lies that will be told about you.
So, please remain close to your computer or smart phone for further instructions.